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Jun 13 2002

Can You SMELL What the Rock is Cooking?

Posted by benjamin in occipital lobe

What IS the Rock cooking? Or more precisely, what’s that smell? I got out of the car to get to work and it reeks in downtown Oakville. It has the smell of Chinatown, or on really bad days, China.

What a shocker!! I had an impression that Oakville is all posh and up-scale, so it sure shouldn’t smell the way it does, EVERY MORNING! That is just McNast!!!

NOTE: According to McWorld vs. The Mustard Seed by Tom Sine: McNast is the globalized version of all things nasty.

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  1. Silas says:
    13 June 2002 at 9:50 pm

    Ben’s theory about Oakville is not correct…we are not posh..we are not modern..we just STINK…Oakville SUCKS and it does SMELL…mwhahahaha…

    Peace!

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